Monday, December 15, 2008

Thought Of The Day

I really wish that teachers were still allowed to beat their students with the strap.

Well, I usually don't wish this, but today I would've given my left ventricle to be able to whip a student in my class, if only for a brief moment.

Not going into detail lest I get discovered.

That is all.

17 comments:

PastelGuy said...

No details needed. I understand.

Errant Gosling said...

Agreed. Sadly, they'd be better for it.

egan said...

Damn those kinky students!

Chris said...

I would offer up several cappilaries and a patella to do the same.

SM said...

Just a few more days and they'll be gone for Christmas break, right?

Love the layout! Very Christmassy!

Matt said...

your blog has pretty stripes!!

Sara Jane said...

Don't worry, it will winter break before you know it!

m.a. said...

Wow. I understand. :(

EF said...

And I suppose slipping them a ruffie and dragging the sleeping body into the coatroom for the remainder of the day is also verboten? What fun is it to be a teacher these days?

IIDLYYCKMA said...

But we can strap them for you? Yes? :):)
Love,

"Luigi's Strapping Service, You Stab Em We Slab Em!"

repliderium.com said...

Forget the strap- go for a hairbrush then when discovered you can say "What? I'm just trying to look professional!"

Therapeutic Ramblings said...

I can't believe what teachers go through on a daily basis. Most kids today come off as entitled, rude, and soft. Some moderate corporal punishment may go a long way.

egan said...

I'm sure today was much better than yesterday. I'm positive.

Caroline said...

Love the honesty! Yes, teach them to "suck less." That would be a very good thing! Thanks for the laugh today!

Cléa said...

Here they used to use the cane. Just close your eyes and imagine it.

MarvelousMOM said...

That cracks me up. I am sure it would be nice being in your profession!

freckledk said...

That is exactly the reason I am not a teacher. I wouldn't be able to stop myself from giving the little buggers a proper beat down.